Sunday, January 13, 2008

My Review: The Films Of 2007

THE BEST: (and of course I HIGHLY recommend each one of these:)
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood
3:10 To Yuma
Sweeney Todd
The Hoax
Mr. Brooks
The Assassination of Jesse James..
Michael Clayton
Gone Baby, Gone
American Gangster

Top Films That Everyone Raved About But Just Didn't Impress Me:
Pirates Of The Caribbean 3
Harry Potter Number..Uh..What The Fuck Number Are We On Now? I lost count.
Spiderman 3

Movies That Were Shit But Hey, What Did I Expect?
Ghost Rider
Shrek 3
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Hannibal Rising
Balls of Fury
30 Days of Night

Movies Which If You've Seen Voluntarily, I MIGHT Not Ever Speak To You Again:
I Know Who Killed Me
Epic Movie
Are We Done Yet

Best Example Of Why Larry The Cable Guy Must Be Assassinated:
Delta Farce

Best Case Of HORRIBLE Special Effects Ruining An Otherwise Okay Movie:
I Am Legend (I can think of NO reason why they couldn't have used real people as the creatures. When will Hollywood learn that video-game graphics = NOT SCARY??)

Best Portrayal Of A Flaming Homosexual By A Tough-Guy Actor:
Robert DeNiro in Stardust

Worst Misuse of Comedic Geniuses In Shitty Films:
Jim Carrey in The Number 23
Eddie Murphy in Norbit

Biggest Career Low-Point For Cuba Gooding Jr. (Of THIS Year):
Daddy Day Camp

Films That Got A Bad Rap But I Actually Kinda Enjoyed:
Rush Hour 3
Kickin' It Old Skool
Hot Rod
Live Free Or Die Hard

Movies That SHOULD Have Been On My "Best" List But Just Didn't Do It For Me:
The Darjeeling Limited
The Mist
The Simpsons Movie
Charlie Wilson's War

Movies That Were Actually OK and Deserve Honorable Mention:
Knocked Up
Ocean's 13
Mr. Bean's Holiday
Walk Hard

Movies I Didn't Even Bother With Because, Come On, Are You Serious?
Wild Hogs
Evan Almighty
The Game Plan
License To Wed
National Treasure 2
Resident Evil: Extinction
The Hills Have Eyes 2
Hostel 2
Good Luck Chuck
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
Dragon Wars: D-War