For those of you who don't have the time to go out to the cinema, I've whipped up some handy-dandy mini-reviews of a few current films to save you the trouble of seeing them!
1408 - As far as films titled with numbers go, it's not quite as scary as Se7en, has a shorter running time than 2001, has better effects than 300, has less disco music than 54, and has more laughs than 1941.
Knocked Up - Who knew that having illegitimate children from a one-night-stand could be so fun!
Evan Almighty - A sequel to a Jim Carrey movie - minus Jim Carrey! How could that possibly go wrong?
Live Free or Die Hard - Remember the days when Bruce Willis could say "Yippee ki-yay motherfucker" and not get interrupted by a sudden loud explosion right before he got to the "fucker" part just so the film could earn a PG-13 rating?
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - I don't want to say that this film's plot was hard to follow, but it made Syriana look like The Care Bears Movie.
Shrek the Third - Stop encouraging them! They're just gonna keep making more!!!
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Confound It All!
I really hate it when other people answer their phone, say hello, and then IMMEDIATELY start laughing hysterically. That pisses me off. Nobody has EVER said something THAT funny to me right after I've said "hello". EVER. And I can't imagine myself coming up with something so extremely hilarious to say as a first sentence of a phone conversation that it would cause someone to instantly begin laughing uncontrollably.
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